BEST FRIEND APPLICATION

Name: Levi Quintana

DOB: 10/29/1985

Current town/city: Burbank

Relationship status: Fuckin’ Around

Allergies: Cats

School: CSULA

Major: English

Degree/Date Received: BA (soon)

Any drug use (including cigarettes)? Ambien, Salvia (it’s been a LONG time since I used that… might need to see to that soon…)

Top Five Favorite Films: Hook (seriously), Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (No one puts Gene Wilder in the corner…), Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Dogma

Top Five Favorite Books: Being There, Pinball, The Painted Bird, A Clockwork Orange, The Catcher In The Rye (The first three are by Jerzy Kosinski, my all time favorite author).

Top Five Favorite Bands: Angels And Airwaves, The Germs, Box Car Racer, NOFX, The Misfits

Top Five Favorite Shows: (that are on right now) Chuck, Supernatural, Smallville, Psych, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Do you like sushi? If so, favorite kind: Don’t know much about sushi… I ate some really expensive gourmet stuff once… I was drunk and promptly barfed it up in an alley about 20 minutes later… Good times.

Batman or Superman? Superman (for reasons explained in Kill Bill)

Harry Potter or Twilight? Potter (even though I only saw one movie and haven’t read any of the books). Maybe I just hate those wannabe vampire emo-goth hybrids too much.

D&D or WoW? Haven’t played either, but D&D has a cooler name, and South Park tore apart WoW.

Liquor of choice: (used to be) Jack Daniels

Do you enjoy working out? Does moshing count?

How do you enjoy spending your nights off? I used to enjoy spending those nights Underground doing crazy shit. Since I got all that out of my system early in life, now I just enjoy quiet nights at home watching movies and writing… not that I’m not down to do crazy shit… Though to quote Murtaugh, I’m gettin’ too old for this shit…

What are your life goals? To write, write, and write some more… And NOT become my parents.

What quote best describes you? Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand…

Any phobias? None

Any unusual talents? I can bring out the absolute worst in people.

Where do you like to shop? I don’t like shopping.

Are you easily offended by jokes about race, sex, or bodily functions? After being called every name in the book and being through some tough shit, nothing offends me… at all.

Please write a sentence for each of the following words:

There is a group of people Underground called The Decimators and

They’re a bunch of assholes.

Their motto is “Seek and Destroy… OI! OI! OI!” They cook

Your food, connect your calls and listen to your complaints. You probably think they’re a bunch of idiots.

You’re not alone in thinking that.

Lose your preconceptions of idiot punk rockers, we were more sophisticated than that… Sort of… Save for the junkies getting tight and getting

Loose and the Sinners starting fights and the Nazis getting juiced.

Again, little to no mistakes… I RULE!!!

Name: Renee

DOB: 5/27/87

Current town/city: SCV aka hell

Relationship status: broken

Allergies: Dairy, certain chemicals, mascara, jewelry metal, pollen and horrible people

School: CSUN aka hell

Major: Sociology

Degree/Date Received: In progress

Any drug use (including cigarettes)? None

Top Five Favorite Films: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, That Thing You Do, Joe v. the Volcano and A League of Our Own

Top Five Favorite Books: The Hobbit, anything by C.S Lewis or Flannery O’Connor

Top Five Favorite Bands: Relient K, Hawk Nelson, Five Iron Frenzy, Superchick

Top Five Favorite Shows: NCIS, Psych, House, X-files, Monk

Do you like sushi? If so, favorite kind: Yes, vegetable tempura rolls

Batman or Superman? Hmmm… tough.. probably Batman

Harry Potter or Twilight? Harry Potter

D&D or WoW? Never played either.

Liquor of choice: Mike’s hard lemonade

Do you enjoy working out? Depends…. I don’t like working out in front of people. Gyms are just ew. I like swimming, hiking and yoga.

How do you enjoy spending you nights off? Hanging out doing goofy things or reading

What are your life goals? Finish my degree, find a job where I’m helping people, continue being active in changing the world for the better.

What quote best describes you?
“If to be feelingly alive to the sufferings of my fellow-creatures is to be a fanatic, I am one of the
most incurable fanatics ever permitted to be at large.”
-William Wilberforce

Any phobias? How much time do you have? Strangers, being touched, marriage, breaking bones, hospitals!!

Any unusual talents? Not really…

Where do you like to shop?

Are you easily offended by jokes about race, sex, or bodily functions? I get awkward, but not usually offended.

Please write a sentence for each of the following words:

There: The dog is over there.
They’re: They’re heading over to Susie’s to hang out.
Their: I know what this word means, but I’m totally drawing a blank on a sentence for it.
Your: I love your sweater!
You’re: You’re a very genuine person.
Lose: I lose often when playing games.
Loose: Her hair fell loose from the bun she had fashioned atop her head.

I remember my friend Vince posting something there once – hunting for some tail… He got the weirdest replies… And a lot of them, I might add.

There is a glass of whiskey
They’re looking at my glass of whiskey
Their drinks are not as good as whiskey
Your whiskey is all gone.
You’re going to need another whiskey
Lose that fanny pack. It sucks.
Loose change tends to build up in the bottom of my purse

DOB: 09/26/way before they started numbering years

Current town/city: Fullerton

Relationship status: is this a trick question?

Allergies: BS…it makes me break out in hives and angst

School: not lately

Major: underachievement

Degree/Date Received: 09/26/way before they started numbering years

Any drug use (including cigarettes)? I do smoke, but am not a slave to it, and I’m a terrible caffeine addict…serious java junky

Top Five Favorite Films: Gregory’s Girl, Silverado, Star Trek:Wrath of Kahn, Big Trouble in Little China, Raiders of the Lost Ark

Top Five Favorite Books: Catcher in the Rye, Lamb, Life of Pi, American Gods, Slaughterhouse 5

Top Five Favorite Bands: the Pixies, REM, Los Lobos, the Shins, the New Pornographers

Top Five Favorite Shows: smallville, warehouse 13, modern family, fringe, family guy

Do you like sushi? If so, favorite kind: I love it, in particular salmon, tuna, yellowtail, and i like rolls and stuff

Batman or Superman? Batman, though I am a fan of both

Harry Potter or Twilight? HP

D&D or WoW? depends on the day

Liquor of choice: tequila, vodka, beer

Do you enjoy working out? if by working out you mean napping, yes…

How do you enjoy spending you nights off? reading, listening to music, watching movies, hanging out at the cafe

What are your life goals? to be at peace with my world

What quote best describes you? Credo Quiea absurdum est.

Any phobias? kind of scared of heights…but not cripplingly so

Any unusual talents? heh

Where do you like to shop? it’s alright…as long as it’s in book or music stores

Are you easily offended by jokes about race, sex, or bodily functions? not really, but kind of not a fan about race jokes….

Please write a sentence for each of the following words:

There is my underwear!
They’re in my underwear!
Their junk is touching my underwear!
Hey, Your junk is touching my underwear!
You’re not supposed to be in my underwear!
Lose my underwear and I won’t tell your mom.
Aw, now my underwear are Loose.