Comments for Idiot Parade http://www.idiotparade.net the first of many stupid mistakes that take place before decapitation Thu, 30 Sep 2010 03:55:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Comment on I will defend these songs with my dying breath by CM http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=343&cpage=1#comment-3854 CM Thu, 30 Sep 2010 03:55:18 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=343#comment-3854 Aw, "Breakfast at Tiffany's" I love that song. It's so sweet. And I don't even like the movie! Aw, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” I love that song. It’s so sweet. And I don’t even like the movie!

]]> Comment on The Art of Being a Consumer Whore by CM http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=335&cpage=1#comment-3853 CM Thu, 30 Sep 2010 03:54:07 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=335#comment-3853 The pretentiousness is why I never hung out with the other writing majors at my school :/ The pretentiousness is why I never hung out with the other writing majors at my school :/

]]> Comment on I will defend these songs with my dying breath by D http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=343&cpage=1#comment-3790 D Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:43:46 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=343#comment-3790 Stupid title to begin with. It should just be titled "The hundred songs I hate the most". It isn't anything more than that. Stupid title to begin with. It should just be titled “The hundred songs I hate the most”. It isn’t anything more than that.

]]> Comment on I will defend these songs with my dying breath by Alex H http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=343&cpage=1#comment-3780 Alex H Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:58:53 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=343#comment-3780 Completely agree with you! That David Tennant clip just melted my heart a little. :3 I regularly exercise/rock out to "We Didn't Start the Fire." Completely agree with you! That David Tennant clip just melted my heart a little. :3 I regularly exercise/rock out to “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

]]> Comment on My Craigslist ad by Levi http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=338&cpage=1#comment-3712 Levi Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:08:16 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=338#comment-3712 I found I filled this in a while back while trippin on Ambien... I also found little to no mistakes (amazingly). I guess since I took the time to fill it in, I might as well post it. BEST FRIEND APPLICATION Name: Levi Quintana DOB: 10/29/1985 Current town/city: Burbank Relationship status: Fuckin’ Around Allergies: Cats School: CSULA Major: English Degree/Date Received: BA (soon) Any drug use (including cigarettes)? Ambien, Salvia (it’s been a LONG time since I used that… might need to see to that soon…) Top Five Favorite Films: Hook (seriously), Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (No one puts Gene Wilder in the corner…), Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Dogma Top Five Favorite Books: Being There, Pinball, The Painted Bird, A Clockwork Orange, The Catcher In The Rye (The first three are by Jerzy Kosinski, my all time favorite author). Top Five Favorite Bands: Angels And Airwaves, The Germs, Box Car Racer, NOFX, The Misfits Top Five Favorite Shows: (that are on right now) Chuck, Supernatural, Smallville, Psych, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Do you like sushi? If so, favorite kind: Don’t know much about sushi… I ate some really expensive gourmet stuff once… I was drunk and promptly barfed it up in an alley about 20 minutes later… Good times. Batman or Superman? Superman (for reasons explained in Kill Bill) Harry Potter or Twilight? Potter (even though I only saw one movie and haven’t read any of the books). Maybe I just hate those wannabe vampire emo-goth hybrids too much. D&D or WoW? Haven’t played either, but D&D has a cooler name, and South Park tore apart WoW. Liquor of choice: (used to be) Jack Daniels Do you enjoy working out? Does moshing count? How do you enjoy spending your nights off? I used to enjoy spending those nights Underground doing crazy shit. Since I got all that out of my system early in life, now I just enjoy quiet nights at home watching movies and writing… not that I’m not down to do crazy shit… Though to quote Murtaugh, I’m gettin’ too old for this shit… What are your life goals? To write, write, and write some more… And NOT become my parents. What quote best describes you? Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand… Any phobias? None Any unusual talents? I can bring out the absolute worst in people. Where do you like to shop? I don’t like shopping. Are you easily offended by jokes about race, sex, or bodily functions? After being called every name in the book and being through some tough shit, nothing offends me… at all. Please write a sentence for each of the following words: There is a group of people Underground called The Decimators and They’re a bunch of assholes. Their motto is “Seek and Destroy… OI! OI! OI!” They cook Your food, connect your calls and listen to your complaints. You probably think they’re a bunch of idiots. You’re not alone in thinking that. Lose your preconceptions of idiot punk rockers, we were more sophisticated than that… Sort of… Save for the junkies getting tight and getting Loose and the Sinners starting fights and the Nazis getting juiced. Again, little to no mistakes... I RULE!!! I found I filled this in a while back while trippin on Ambien… I also found little to no mistakes (amazingly). I guess since I took the time to fill it in, I might as well post it.

BEST FRIEND APPLICATION

Name: Levi Quintana

DOB: 10/29/1985

Current town/city: Burbank

Relationship status: Fuckin’ Around

Allergies: Cats

School: CSULA

Major: English

Degree/Date Received: BA (soon)

Any drug use (including cigarettes)? Ambien, Salvia (it’s been a LONG time since I used that… might need to see to that soon…)

Top Five Favorite Films: Hook (seriously), Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (No one puts Gene Wilder in the corner…), Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Dogma

Top Five Favorite Books: Being There, Pinball, The Painted Bird, A Clockwork Orange, The Catcher In The Rye (The first three are by Jerzy Kosinski, my all time favorite author).

Top Five Favorite Bands: Angels And Airwaves, The Germs, Box Car Racer, NOFX, The Misfits

Top Five Favorite Shows: (that are on right now) Chuck, Supernatural, Smallville, Psych, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Do you like sushi? If so, favorite kind: Don’t know much about sushi… I ate some really expensive gourmet stuff once… I was drunk and promptly barfed it up in an alley about 20 minutes later… Good times.

Batman or Superman? Superman (for reasons explained in Kill Bill)

Harry Potter or Twilight? Potter (even though I only saw one movie and haven’t read any of the books). Maybe I just hate those wannabe vampire emo-goth hybrids too much.

D&D or WoW? Haven’t played either, but D&D has a cooler name, and South Park tore apart WoW.

Liquor of choice: (used to be) Jack Daniels

Do you enjoy working out? Does moshing count?

How do you enjoy spending your nights off? I used to enjoy spending those nights Underground doing crazy shit. Since I got all that out of my system early in life, now I just enjoy quiet nights at home watching movies and writing… not that I’m not down to do crazy shit… Though to quote Murtaugh, I’m gettin’ too old for this shit…

What are your life goals? To write, write, and write some more… And NOT become my parents.

What quote best describes you? Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand…

Any phobias? None

Any unusual talents? I can bring out the absolute worst in people.

Where do you like to shop? I don’t like shopping.

Are you easily offended by jokes about race, sex, or bodily functions? After being called every name in the book and being through some tough shit, nothing offends me… at all.

Please write a sentence for each of the following words:

There is a group of people Underground called The Decimators and

They’re a bunch of assholes.

Their motto is “Seek and Destroy… OI! OI! OI!” They cook

Your food, connect your calls and listen to your complaints. You probably think they’re a bunch of idiots.

You’re not alone in thinking that.

Lose your preconceptions of idiot punk rockers, we were more sophisticated than that… Sort of… Save for the junkies getting tight and getting

Loose and the Sinners starting fights and the Nazis getting juiced.

Again, little to no mistakes… I RULE!!!

]]> Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Stork http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340&cpage=1#comment-3702 Stork Sat, 28 Aug 2010 04:09:38 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340#comment-3702 THIS is that guy! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0197715/bio THIS is that guy!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0197715/bio

]]> Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Andi http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340&cpage=1#comment-3691 Andi Thu, 26 Aug 2010 04:21:40 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340#comment-3691 I love the audio books! That guy (who IS that guy??) is absoultely wonderful; easily one of my favorite narrators. We're almost halfway through Azkaban, but I'll definitely see if our library has GoF. I love the audio books! That guy (who IS that guy??) is absoultely wonderful; easily one of my favorite narrators. We’re almost halfway through Azkaban, but I’ll definitely see if our library has GoF.

]]> Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Stork http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340&cpage=1#comment-3686 Stork Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:39:30 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340#comment-3686 If you haven't listened to them. I highly recommend the audio books. The guy that reads them won awards for all the character voices, and I'm pretty sure that he inspired all the character actors in the films. I know money is tight, but I've heard that the library has them. Or ask around, I know a few people who have copies and might lend them. I cant stress enough how good they are! If you haven’t listened to them. I highly recommend the audio books. The guy that reads them won awards for all the character voices, and I’m pretty sure that he inspired all the character actors in the films.

I know money is tight, but I’ve heard that the library has them. Or ask around, I know a few people who have copies and might lend them.

I cant stress enough how good they are!

]]> Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Levi http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340&cpage=1#comment-3684 Levi Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:14:02 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340#comment-3684 Mandy was into Harry Potter and she was the one who got me to watch the first one (fully)... I walked in on her watching the other ones with the snakes and the reapers and then walked out. I just never got into it. Kaylee is my favorite character there (even though Adam Baldwin is a bad ass). You could be Kaylee who goes on awesome rants about hipsters and such. Mandy was into Harry Potter and she was the one who got me to watch the first one (fully)… I walked in on her watching the other ones with the snakes and the reapers and then walked out. I just never got into it.

Kaylee is my favorite character there (even though Adam Baldwin is a bad ass). You could be Kaylee who goes on awesome rants about hipsters and such.

]]> Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Andi http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340&cpage=1#comment-3683 Andi Tue, 24 Aug 2010 06:54:56 +0000 http://www.idiotparade.net/?p=340#comment-3683 I spoiled nothing! The snakes are in the Chamber of Secrets, and the "reapers" are called Dementors, and they are introduced in Prisoner of Azkaban. Yay for Firefly goodness! How cute is Kaylee? She's exactly what I want to be....but somehow my temper keeps getting in the way... I spoiled nothing! The snakes are in the Chamber of Secrets, and the “reapers” are called Dementors, and they are introduced in Prisoner of Azkaban.

Yay for Firefly goodness! How cute is Kaylee? She’s exactly what I want to be….but somehow my temper keeps getting in the way…

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