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Comment on My Craigslist ad by Levi

Levi — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:08:16 +0000

I found I filled this in a while back while trippin on Ambien… I also found little to no mistakes (amazingly). I guess since I took the time to fill it in, I might as well post it.

BEST FRIEND APPLICATION

Name: Levi Quintana

DOB: 10/29/1985

Current town/city: Burbank

Relationship status: Fuckin’ Around

Allergies: Cats

School: CSULA

Major: English

Degree/Date Received: BA (soon)

Any drug use (including cigarettes)? Ambien, Salvia (it’s been a LONG time since I used that… might need to see to that soon…)

Top Five Favorite Films: Hook (seriously), Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (No one puts Gene Wilder in the corner…), Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Dogma

Top Five Favorite Books: Being There, Pinball, The Painted Bird, A Clockwork Orange, The Catcher In The Rye (The first three are by Jerzy Kosinski, my all time favorite author).

Top Five Favorite Bands: Angels And Airwaves, The Germs, Box Car Racer, NOFX, The Misfits

Top Five Favorite Shows: (that are on right now) Chuck, Supernatural, Smallville, Psych, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Do you like sushi? If so, favorite kind: Don’t know much about sushi… I ate some really expensive gourmet stuff once… I was drunk and promptly barfed it up in an alley about 20 minutes later… Good times.

Batman or Superman? Superman (for reasons explained in Kill Bill)

Harry Potter or Twilight? Potter (even though I only saw one movie and haven’t read any of the books). Maybe I just hate those wannabe vampire emo-goth hybrids too much.

D&D or WoW? Haven’t played either, but D&D has a cooler name, and South Park tore apart WoW.

Liquor of choice: (used to be) Jack Daniels

Do you enjoy working out? Does moshing count?

How do you enjoy spending your nights off? I used to enjoy spending those nights Underground doing crazy shit. Since I got all that out of my system early in life, now I just enjoy quiet nights at home watching movies and writing… not that I’m not down to do crazy shit… Though to quote Murtaugh, I’m gettin’ too old for this shit…

What are your life goals? To write, write, and write some more… And NOT become my parents.

What quote best describes you? Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand…

Any phobias? None

Any unusual talents? I can bring out the absolute worst in people.

Where do you like to shop? I don’t like shopping.

Are you easily offended by jokes about race, sex, or bodily functions? After being called every name in the book and being through some tough shit, nothing offends me… at all.

Please write a sentence for each of the following words:

There is a group of people Underground called The Decimators and

They’re a bunch of assholes.

Their motto is “Seek and Destroy… OI! OI! OI!” They cook

Your food, connect your calls and listen to your complaints. You probably think they’re a bunch of idiots.

You’re not alone in thinking that.

Lose your preconceptions of idiot punk rockers, we were more sophisticated than that… Sort of… Save for the junkies getting tight and getting

Loose and the Sinners starting fights and the Nazis getting juiced.

Again, little to no mistakes… I RULE!!!

Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Stork

Stork — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 04:09:38 +0000

THIS is that guy!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0197715/bio

Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Andi

Andi — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 04:21:40 +0000

I love the audio books! That guy (who IS that guy??) is absoultely wonderful; easily one of my favorite narrators. We’re almost halfway through Azkaban, but I’ll definitely see if our library has GoF.

Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Stork

Stork — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:39:30 +0000

If you haven’t listened to them. I highly recommend the audio books. The guy that reads them won awards for all the character voices, and I’m pretty sure that he inspired all the character actors in the films.

I know money is tight, but I’ve heard that the library has them. Or ask around, I know a few people who have copies and might lend them.

I cant stress enough how good they are!

Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Levi

Levi — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:14:02 +0000

Mandy was into Harry Potter and she was the one who got me to watch the first one (fully)… I walked in on her watching the other ones with the snakes and the reapers and then walked out. I just never got into it.

Kaylee is my favorite character there (even though Adam Baldwin is a bad ass). You could be Kaylee who goes on awesome rants about hipsters and such.

Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Andi

Andi — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 06:54:56 +0000

I spoiled nothing! The snakes are in the Chamber of Secrets, and the “reapers” are called Dementors, and they are introduced in Prisoner of Azkaban.

Yay for Firefly goodness! How cute is Kaylee? She’s exactly what I want to be….but somehow my temper keeps getting in the way…

Comment on My fiance is a “first year” by Levi

Levi — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 05:57:17 +0000

Wow… SPOILER ALERT!!!

I haven’t read any of the books, and I only saw the first movie and part of another movie with some giant-ass snake and some other things that looked like smokey reapers…

On another note, I just finished Firefly and Serenity, and that was extremely awesome.

Comment on My Craigslist ad by Renee

Renee — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 06:53:53 +0000

BEST FRIEND APPLICATION

Name: Renee

DOB: 5/27/87

Current town/city: SCV aka hell

Relationship status: broken

Allergies: Dairy, certain chemicals, mascara, jewelry metal, pollen and horrible people

School: CSUN aka hell

Major: Sociology

Degree/Date Received: In progress

Any drug use (including cigarettes)? None

Top Five Favorite Films: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, That Thing You Do, Joe v. the Volcano and A League of Our Own

Top Five Favorite Books: The Hobbit, anything by C.S Lewis or Flannery O’Connor

Top Five Favorite Bands: Relient K, Hawk Nelson, Five Iron Frenzy, Superchick

Top Five Favorite Shows: NCIS, Psych, House, X-files, Monk

Do you like sushi? If so, favorite kind: Yes, vegetable tempura rolls

Batman or Superman? Hmmm… tough.. probably Batman

Harry Potter or Twilight? Harry Potter

D&D or WoW? Never played either.

Liquor of choice: Mike’s hard lemonade

Do you enjoy working out? Depends…. I don’t like working out in front of people. Gyms are just ew. I like swimming, hiking and yoga.

How do you enjoy spending you nights off? Hanging out doing goofy things or reading

What are your life goals? Finish my degree, find a job where I’m helping people, continue being active in changing the world for the better.

What quote best describes you?
“If to be feelingly alive to the sufferings of my fellow-creatures is to be a fanatic, I am one of the
most incurable fanatics ever permitted to be at large.”
-William Wilberforce

Any phobias? How much time do you have? Strangers, being touched, marriage, breaking bones, hospitals!!

Any unusual talents? Not really…

Where do you like to shop?

Are you easily offended by jokes about race, sex, or bodily functions? I get awkward, but not usually offended.

Please write a sentence for each of the following words:

There: The dog is over there.
They’re: They’re heading over to Susie’s to hang out.
Their: I know what this word means, but I’m totally drawing a blank on a sentence for it.
Your: I love your sweater!
You’re: You’re a very genuine person.
Lose: I lose often when playing games.
Loose: Her hair fell loose from the bun she had fashioned atop her head.

Comment on My Craigslist ad by D

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:04:17 +0000

Bad, Bad, Bad idea

Comment on My Craigslist ad by Levi

Levi — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 20:46:19 +0000

Did you get any weirdo replies from Craigslist?

I remember my friend Vince posting something there once – hunting for some tail… He got the weirdest replies… And a lot of them, I might add.